Fake Friends

Ever get the feeling someones just using you?

Ah Fake Friends, what would life be like without them eh!

ALOT FUCKING BETTER FOR SURE.

Just because youve got yourself a dude doesnt mean to ignore all your friends (you know the ones who've put up with your bullshit)

By all means have a relationship and i support it, but fuck man! Dont fucking lie to me then hang by my house. You stupid!?

Dont call me up when your 'bae' is working or doing his usual drug stuff.
Im not here for you anymore, you got your dude and i guess thats all the matters to you!

Stop saying we need to hang then cancel last minute then message me that you miss me. Its Bull.

Its amazing how family spot the fake friends before we do. God what would we do without the fam!

Rant over...

Valentines Day.

Is there a purpose?
No.
No there isnt.
Valentines is crud. Probably because im always single on this day. All i want is a giant ass teddy bear and a dominos. Im not asking for much.

Why do couples go out for a meal to celebrate their love? Its cliche.
Surely this should be done throughout the relationship not on a certain day?

The hearts, kisses, roses, soppy crap. Is silly. (As im not getting it) you dont have to show someone you love them with fancy gifts or pointless cards. A take out and action movie is a perfect way to say i love you aha, thats just me, im easily pleased.

I shall only except Valentines if one of my celebrity crushes turns up at my house with food and AHS boxset.

* Evan Peters
   Tom Felton
   Rupert Grint
   James McAvoy
   Jake Johnson
   Noel Fielding *
(Any one of these guys are acceptable.)

Andrew Bazzi

Andrew Bazzi.

Okay, if you guys don't know who Andrew Bazzi is, please! Let me tell you. 

I found and fell in love with Andrew just many days ago. Yes, it was love at first sight. (Don't fear I shall include pictures of this beautiful human) 

Okay I should explain what he does and not just describe how perfect he is, Andrew is a very talented singer (you can find him on vine and YouTube under his name, obviously) 

Honestly I don't know much about him and really who needs to know about the guy you're insanely in love with but never met.

I found some Info online about him! No idea if it's true or not. (Does it matter? He's beautiful) so, it says Andrew is from Michigan. He's 17 (I'm 18 Andrew, this can work). His birthday is August 28.

Ooooh apparently he started playing the guitar at age 4! 

He's the #2390 most popular person! (Congratulations!)

He's the #9 most popular person born on August 28.

He's the #6 most popular person names Andrew.

He's the #4 most popular web video star from Michigan!

..... Well he's certainly the most beautiful Andrew ive had the pleasure of seeing on the web. CONGRATULATIONS. 

UPDATE, ive missed you!

Oh my. I have not posted in months!

I could use some lame excuse. But honestly I did just forget,

So. I shall update you on what has happened in my life the months I have  not been blogging random and pointless stuff.

First! One has new job! I am now a fabulous Fun Factory worker, (not so fab, I just supervise a child's soft play area) I can certainly say it has put me off children for life.

Second! I got a new pet Bunny! He's called Benji, he's ginger and awfully angry. I love him so much.

And okay, of course I have a new crush. It's me. I have a new one all the time. But this dude is different! I really like him. I'm not naming this mysterious man to save my embarrassment.

 <-- Benji my love!